little fat munchkin

a small person who is on the tubby side and slightly over weight usually with red cheeks

when the small person gobs of at you you say fuck off you little fat munchkin or i will knock fuck out of you

by mick nicholson August 7, 2007

four foot munchkin

a person stalks irish people, and is very short and stares at peoples computers and waits for them at buses and wear cheap and shit jewerly. Also finds peoples names out on facebook during class and adds them.

girl: hey david added me
girl2: oh did you have ur facebook up in class
girl: yeahhh
girl2: oh hes a four foot munchkin then

by irishlianneandcourts April 14, 2011

25 munchkins for 2 dollars

when a women gobbles up the testicles of 12 and a half men and throws 2 dollars on the ground for them to fight for. while this is happening the women is pleasuring herself.

i want 25 munchkins for 2 dollArs to night

by hrsaewaebr May 10, 2011

Rusty munchkin

Refers to an old stripper who likes it rough and without lube (rusty) (munchkin) old but she ain't afraid to do no positions eigther cuz she's super flexible and longable

Person 1:Me and Trevor are going down to the whore house to try and get a rusty munchkin

Person 2:Nah mate that's dirty

Person 1:I like um old and maluable

by Drip drip wet wet October 15, 2018

Munchkin Month

On December the whole month is designated to munchkins where they get to decide everything.

What month is munchkin months

It’s december

by BenjaminHenderson December 6, 2023

Pumpkin Munchkin

When 3 men dig up a body of a woman
One cups the lips of the vagina

One covers the mouth and one has sex with her so the maggots come out of her stomach

He gave her a pumpkin munchkin

by CoolTheFool December 8, 2020

munchkin hump-myback

a specific position requiring the following

3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)

1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate

yo i totally rented some munchkins yesterday for a munchkin hump-myback. i had the best time ever.

by dubble A May 22, 2008