"Oh dude I heard you were in a call with packgod, how was your internet death sentence."
"He cracked me then buffed my weasel..."
"He cracked me then buffed my weasel..."
by Partyinaelevator March 23, 2025
Get the Internet Death Sentencemug. 
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
Get the Sentenced sentencemug. Joe Biden cannot form se-se-se sentence. Oh fuck, Joe Biden has corrupted my brain and now I've caught his stutter!
by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022
Get the Sentencemug. A less-severe-than-typical court-ordered penalty which requires you to care for one or more cats for a specified period of time.
Being given a commewted sentence could indeed be a more-palatable alternative to serving time in da slammer, but if da fur-balls dat you were being required to baby-sit were cranky and/or gluttonous "Garfields", having to deal wif all of dat could be so distressing and traumatic an experience dat you might actually prefer a stint in jail!
by QuacksO December 14, 2022
Get the commewted sentencemug. <Sentence>Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Would You Interpersonally Communicate And Not Know How To Get Out Of People's Live<Sentence>
<Sentence>Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Would You Interpersonally Communicate And Not Know How To Get Out Of People's Live<Sentence>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Get the gang gang gang shi u feel me flu flammin shi u feel me ebk shi u know what im sayin penis gang on top u feel me mf
person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"
person 2: "nah"
person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"
person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*
person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*
person 2: *dies*
person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*
penis gang **revised example sentence**
person 2: "nah"
person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"
person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*
person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*
person 2: *dies*
person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*
penis gang **revised example sentence**
by verty da ruler November 18, 2023
Get the penis gang **revised example sentence**mug.