by wkljfoewirjgpej February 7, 2018
Get the Maltemug. Malte a great German guy, who is the best friend you can imagine. If You Are sad, he makes You happy only by being on your Side. Malte often try's to He funny but mostly his jokes Are so bad that You have to laugh. Many people think Malte is as strong and cool as anybody, but if you Are Alone with him You will find out that also he is very sensible and nice.
Malte is a perfect friend, who will always help You, and will go with You trough Heaven and hell. If You Are a friend of malte You will have a wonderful live and a funny time, so never let him go.
Malte is a perfect friend, who will always help You, and will go with You trough Heaven and hell. If You Are a friend of malte You will have a wonderful live and a funny time, so never let him go.
A: Do You know this guy, I think Malte was his Name...
B: Yeeah, he is my friend, he's the best damn friend you'll ever Seen.
B: Yeeah, he is my friend, he's the best damn friend you'll ever Seen.
by Firefroster May 17, 2017
Get the Maltemug. A person with a name that was accidentally written without an "H". This said person is extremely dumb and is usually not very good at anything he does. He is the perfect example of stupidity.
by ihateandreas September 16, 2021
Get the Maltemug. An Malte is an naturally extremely hot person who only god can judge. This man is born to be a super model and he is as staight as humanly possible. He is confident, funny and smart. He gets any girl he wants, with ez. Often scandinavian, and he ALWAYS gots a HUGE dick.
-Ohh, look at the hot scandinavian dude over there!
-OMG, that most be an Malte, he is the hottest person in the universe!
-I wish i could date him, he most have a HUGE dick..
-OMG, that most be an Malte, he is the hottest person in the universe!
-I wish i could date him, he most have a HUGE dick..
by Gamer101010101 April 10, 2020
Get the Maltemug. The act of killing someone and putting them in the woods. Two weeks later you and your buddy go find it. One of them puts their mouth around the box and the other one jumps on her stomach
by Tower4454 June 26, 2021
Get the The maltmug. The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.
PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: A bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What
PERSON 2: A bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What
by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025
Get the Maltingmug. A cute German who has blonde hair. He's very calm and he rarely cusses but when he does he sounds fucking hot. He's a very loyal friend and the guy is incredibly lovable and always tries to make everyone feel good.
He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute.
If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.
He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute.
If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.
by penname12345 November 22, 2021
Get the Maltemug.