the Carwash

When a guy has had too much to drink and he can't get his penis hard so he sloshes his junk up and down her face.

I was just going to teabag her but I got a little overzealous and gave her the Carwash.

by Matt Linville October 9, 2018

Disgruntled Carwash

When one “butt chugs” a bottle of soda (pop, carbonated drink), and sprays it at an individual. but strictly only on the occasion that the act is done through a car window.

“I hit Greg with a good ol’ “Disgruntled Carwash” last week, boy was he mad”.

by Himmothy Neutron April 27, 2024

carolina carwash

The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and then holding your scrotum and cock up, while straddling her face, and brushing her face, and cum, with your gooch hair.

My girlfriend wanted me to nut all over her face so I gave her a Carolina Carwash to make sure it got spread evenly.

by Boner101327 August 2, 2021

Carwash

When a female preforms oral sex on a males asshole

“Man I got the best carwash last night she went in with her tongue”

by Kittykat5000 June 28, 2022

Carwash kitty

So two friends went to the car wash to wash their car. And one of the girls got up on the car and started washing their “kitty”. An when she started doing so white stuff started cuming out so they started cleaning with it.

Omg she’s washing her car with carwash kitty.

by Carwash kitty November 19, 2021

Velvet carwash

When sumone with not one tooth performs oral sex

Man she gave me a velvet carwash all night long.

by Codeinekrazy13 October 8, 2022

Disgruntled Carwash

When one “butt chugs” a bottle of soda (pop, carbonated drink), and sprays it at an individual. but strictly only on the occasion that the act is done through a car window.

“I hit Greg with a good ol’ “Disgruntled Carwash” last week, boy was he mad”.

by Himmothy Neutron April 27, 2024