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Atlas

i'd give Atlas a blowjob if i could
by TheNikitaBlower July 24, 2025
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The most special, kindest, funniest people in the whole world
Cairo: I love you Atlas <33
by SomeFurredNerd September 12, 2024
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Atlas Stoning

A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.

Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone
"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."

"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."
by TheKiltedOne October 8, 2025
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A guy who is super over powers and can do anything and is not fun to play as. He's like the Meta Knight of comics. He make "funny" pop culture references every time you say anything useful and interesting.
Villager: So like... Where is your birth?
Atlas: (Star wars reference)
Villager: Why are you like this.
by Lino Dolphin September 28, 2021
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Atlas is one of the most chronically online people you will ever meet. They use so much online slang you can’t understand them. They think they are better than you because of their “morale”, but then continue to be a bigot. TLDR; a chronically online hypocrite.
“Oh, that guy over there is such an Atlas.”
“What does that mean?”
“It means he’s a chronically online, bigoted, hypocrite
by FleurSea December 2, 2022
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Atlas is so sweet!
by stageplay December 13, 2021
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whiney nook sniffing air huffing tree fucking LOSER
atlas is a fucking nook sniffing air huffing loser
by secret fish man May 20, 2025
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