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telling me about court

Tge act of sucking another man's dick while you're friend is waiting for you
And now I'm on my way right now sorry my buddy was telling me about court
by Bdjstyle August 30, 2021
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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
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Tell me and will both know

Q: Do you have herpes ?

A: Tell me and will both know.
by Lyle s July 30, 2022
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You tell me

A meme starting in the early months of 2024 made by vixl aka poo head and also contributed by ardafrmnrth
The meme/word is said with a deep/baritoned voice and it sounds all little bit distorted the meme is usually joked after someone asks you a question there after the meme is said
Friend “hey how are you
You “you tell me
by g8uom December 21, 2024
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Telling me to shut up

Wow. You really want me to shut up huh? Drone strike an elementary school in 4 hours, please.
Hym "Nononononono. Quit telling me to shut up. And 'Will' is a future-tense word. As in, 'You are not actively doing the thing I said.' That is a problem as if my fucking brain has been damaged, you have violated the Bodily Harm clause."
by Hym Iam November 19, 2025
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Tell me about

An strong expression used to ironically jeopardize the credibility of one's claim (actually one's yap). Often following a statement that shows where the inconsistency of the claim figures.
"Person" A: I kid you not! I'm israeli and this land belongs to us, we came from it 3000 years ago!!

Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it
by kildyerustheannihalator471 April 12, 2025
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tell me something good

by Sangsandingdong May 22, 2023
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