by riley1989 November 23, 2022
A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.
Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021
Swifties will drink almond milk out a wine glass, shout uncontrollably for no reason and will engage in other terrifying acts.
by Birdah January 24, 2024
Hey Kimmy! how's about a swifty to start your day! I know how you love a swift lick of that ass... tonsil deep!
by The Red Rabbit 122918 May 03, 2024
by Therearenogoodnamesavalible April 08, 2024
Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!
by FDBCUH June 21, 2022
A swiftie is someone who loves Taylor Swift, they know more about Taylor than Taylor does, they are the first to find everything out about her, they will kill anyone who talks bad about her, they force everyone to become a Taylor Swift fan, they are people who are more than just fans. They obsess over Taylor Swift and know everything about her, her life, and her music. A Swiftie's life goal is to meet Taylor Swift and marry her and be her and tell her how much she has changed her life and how she needs to adopt them.
by taylorrr swiftttt 111333333 April 17, 2023