Swiftie

Masturbating in a public bathroom, such as a restaurant, business, school, church, et cetera. This definition was developed by zGen to illustrate how celebrity culture has become like public masturbation, a largely self-indulgent display of isolation.

MargaretBrennan had a Swiftie at CBS studios after filming FaceTheNation last week.

by LuckyStumbles February 5, 2024

swiftie

a fucking clown

guy: yo man i heard your crush is a swiftie
another guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by fuckswiftieslmao December 17, 2023

Swiftie

The definition of a Swiftie is simply someone who is obsessed with Taylor Swift, who would probably sell their siblings off in the black market to get tickets to Taylor Swift’s concert, knows her song after hearing 2 seconds of it and if someday had kids would tell them her name when they point to the pictures.

They’re such a Swiftie for that

by Speaknowisunderrated January 10, 2023

Swifty

Someone who spews turds out of their mouth and their ears think it’s in the tune of Taylor Swift, but because her songs sound horrible to many human ears, it sounds like someone defecating on the carpet or tiles after removing their undergarments.

I heard a breakup on the radio, and I wanna get swifty in here. I took off my pants and panties as well.

by Beavis Is Awesome July 15, 2023

Swiftie

A mental illness that should be part of the DSM-5

Joey: I heard Ashley is a swiftie, I hope she recovers.

by green_queen August 10, 2023

Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.

Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.

by old observer April 16, 2023

Swiftie

A swiftie is someone who loves Taylor Swift, they know more about Taylor than Taylor does, they are the first to find everything out about her, they will kill anyone who talks bad about her, they force everyone to become a Taylor Swift fan, they are people who are more than just fans. They obsess over Taylor Swift and know everything about her, her life, and her music. A Swiftie's life goal is to meet Taylor Swift and marry her and be her and tell her how much she has changed her life and how she needs to adopt them.

You are such a Swiftie!

by taylorrr swiftttt 111333333 April 17, 2023