Swiftie

A mental illness that should be part of the DSM-5

Joey: I heard Ashley is a swiftie, I hope she recovers.

by green_queen August 10, 2023

A Swifty

The act of eating hot food possibly curry before getting fucking shitfaced and pooping yourself on the way home.

Go easy on that vindaloo bro or you’ll be pulling ‘A Swifty’ on the way home

by NeelyWeely March 26, 2021

Swifty

A metropolitan young adult (usually from Gen Z) that that has been socialized into individualism and pop feminism.

The usual caricature is a young college-educated white woman seems to be content with the rat race, and spends many thousands of dollars to see Taylor Swift- or for cathartic, non-liberating pleasure in general. The term is used to followers of LeftTok to call out and satire those exhibiting white feminist tendencies.

Much of Taylor Swift's fan base claims to embrace & embody feminism, but the kind that works within neoliberal capitalism, the carceral state & society, contemporary white supremacist structures, and anti-communitarianism. When they are nudged to recognize and realign, they usually ignore it all and go back to indulgence.

I came across this Swifty on TikTok that was saying "the real poors are the ones who have to stand outside the stadium for Taylor Swift's Era's Tour."

by Genedide June 19, 2023

Swiftie

A huge, die-hard fan of Taylor Swift.

“Omg, are you a swiftie?”

by Lights a June 10, 2024

Swiftie

Masturbating in a public bathroom, such as a restaurant, business, school, church, et cetera. This definition was developed by zGen to illustrate how celebrity culture has become like public masturbation, a largely self-indulgent display of isolation.

MargaretBrennan had a Swiftie at CBS studios after filming FaceTheNation last week.

by LuckyStumbles February 5, 2024

Swiftie

A "Swiftie" is, Vihaan, a passionate and dedicated fan of the singer Taylor Swift. They are known for their enthusiastic support of her music and career, often attending concerts and actively engaging with her work online. Swifties form a strong and loyal fan community.

OMG Vihaan is the biggest Swiftie I know!

by symbiroomie September 17, 2023

Swifty

A goal Merchant/Machine for Reading Fc. Often likes to score free kicks or worldies. Wether it’s 20 yards or 30 yards everywhere he goes or 40 yards or 50 yards swifty scores a goal.

We are struggling for goals, let’s pass the ball to swifty. He often wins games for the mighty ding

by LoyalRoyal1871 September 15, 2021