Crimson Sprinkler

To furiously strum the females genitalia during heavy menstration.

Cliff was pleasantly surprised when he switched on his girlfriend's crimson sprinkler.

by Wanksey March 29, 2020

African Sprinkler

Africans don’t have water

I have an African sprinkler

by Jewish are gay October 4, 2021

Alfredo sprinkler

Swinging your noodle whilst splattering Alfredo on your partner.

She enjoyed an Alfredo sprinkler with dinner.

by Pfchang July 15, 2018

dick sprinkler

A penis that urinates in a sprinkle-like fashion.

There was piss on the bathroom floor because of Justin's dick sprinkler.

by HOMERO89 January 15, 2018

Muddy Sprinkler

When you want a spicy enema (butt chugg), but you dont want to get wasted... you just want a nice tingling sensation in your innards, you grab a diet coke and a few mentos. Carefully place the mentos in your mudslide, once inserted start shaking a two liter of diet coke, open the top and sit on the bottle in one swift motion then wait for the fireworks to begin! Dont pull off too soon, because your partner can drink that up! Two girls one cup? Nah two people, one two liter... and a couple mentos. Enjoy!

Sue: Bill, grab the diet coke and mentos.
Bill: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Sue: I want you to drink my ass pop tonight.
Bill: Aye Baby! It's Muddy Sprinkler time!

by Zort4Lyfe July 14, 2021

death sprinkler

When you slit your wrists and spin causing a blood or death sprinkler.

boy 1: “Yoooo I heard the emo girls did a death sprinkler.”
boy 2: “Dude!” “I am trying to eat lunch in peace!”

by YouranIdiot6353636 September 16, 2020

Ballerina Sprinkler

A Ballerina Sprinkler, is when a man stands on someones lawn, with his pants down, hands together, stretched out and extended above his head, spinning around like a ballerina, while urinating on everything within reach.

Hey look! Our neighbors grass appears to be dying. perhaps we should go over there and give the lawn a ballerina sprinkler.

by Udderly Stoopid November 17, 2010