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Muddy Sprinkler

When you want a spicy enema (butt chugg), but you dont want to get wasted... you just want a nice tingling sensation in your innards, you grab a diet coke and a few mentos. Carefully place the mentos in your mudslide, once inserted start shaking a two liter of diet coke, open the top and sit on the bottle in one swift motion then wait for the fireworks to begin! Dont pull off too soon, because your partner can drink that up! Two girls one cup? Nah two people, one two liter... and a couple mentos. Enjoy!
Sue: Bill, grab the diet coke and mentos.
Bill: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Sue: I want you to drink my ass pop tonight.
Bill: Aye Baby! It's Muddy Sprinkler time!
by Zort4Lyfe July 14, 2021
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Air Sprinkler

It’s hot in here, turn on the air sprinkler.
by Mule1986 December 24, 2021
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Alaskan Sprinkler

When you fuck your girlfriend so hard that she squirts and you pull out and run under it like a sprinkler
Yesterday I just did the Alaskan sprinkler with my girlfriend
by Tiny pickle April 1, 2022
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Crawford Sprinkler

When you have a tiny woman, who is also a squirter, she starts to come while your spinning her.
“There we were, banging our brains out with her on top and while I’m turning her around, she gave ma Crawford Sprinkler!”
by Big Bear Show September 7, 2018
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dick sprinkler

A penis that urinates in a sprinkle-like fashion.
There was piss on the bathroom floor because of Justin's dick sprinkler.
by HOMERO89 January 15, 2018
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Alfredo sprinkler

Swinging your noodle whilst splattering Alfredo on your partner.
She enjoyed an Alfredo sprinkler with dinner.
by Pfchang July 15, 2018
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Ballerina Sprinkler

A Ballerina Sprinkler, is when a man stands on someones lawn, with his pants down, hands together, stretched out and extended above his head, spinning around like a ballerina, while urinating on everything within reach.
Hey look! Our neighbors grass appears to be dying. perhaps we should go over there and give the lawn a ballerina sprinkler.
by Udderly Stoopid November 17, 2010
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