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Spotify

A music listening software that started out alright, but has become difficult to work with and extremely unreliable over time while the developers continue to brag about how "improved" it is.
"Welcome to Spotify, now better than ever!"

"The play button on Spotify stopped working again."

"At Spotify, we listen to our user feedback!"

"I strongly dislike the new UI for the web player and I hope Spotify will listen to community feedback on the new design."

"Unfortunately, this feature is no longer available. After a lot of consideration this feature has been made unavailable."
by WeAreOurOwnGods August 31, 2017
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Spocious

A word that is used by only drunk, good for nothing trolls that type in a mocking French accent, replacing "th" with "ze". It's apparently another to call something you like, but it intentionally pisses people off.
by Insanely Internal June 6, 2009
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Spotify

A miracle that god gave us
“Hey do u have spotify?”

“Dude who do u think I am of course I have spotify”

“Duh”
by Ainsley Alexander July 15, 2018
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Spotispy

To creep on someone by watching the Spotify activity feed and noting their taste in music.
I spotispied on Buster's playlists...there are two called "Lucille"...

After spotispying on Maeby for 3 months, George Michael could finally woo her by pretending to coincidentally have the EXACT same taste in music.

Everytime I spotispy on Gob, he is listening to the Final Countdown...over and over again.
by URF February 21, 2013
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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
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Spotify Sloth

A person who can listen to the same song forever.
She's such a Spotify sloth. She was listening to that song for three hours. No, she didn't change it after three hours, I got up and left.
by parthraghav January 19, 2018
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spogies

A small bird usually grey or brown in colour, that craps everywhere and builds nest in sheds, usually only called this by South Australians.
Hey dad im taking the .22 to go shoot some spogies.
by steven leske March 12, 2008
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