Spiderman

The act of cumming on a girl so that it appears as though she has spider webs hanging off of her.

Goddamn man! I gave Catherine a kick ass Spiderman last night! She made my spidey senses tingle!

by Douggie Fresh October 11, 2007

spiderman

someone who can tell an initail lie and keep it held up with a web of other lies. he is so good at it that everyone believes that it is true.

I am a spiderman, she wont find out.

by Josh posh December 15, 2009

Spiderman

The spiderman is something that often happens to guys that go to prison on their first night in the shower. All the other guys beat up the "fresh fish" and push him to the ground in the corner of the shower then they form a circle around him and beat off till they cum in their hand and sling it at the new guy that all beat up and crying like a little girl. As they throw the cum at him they yell "Go Web!". Its a way of showing the new guy that from that minute on he's somebody's bitch.

Damn, look over there, that guy's gettin spiderman'ed! They pushed him to the floor, beat off in their hands and threw the nut all over him. He's somebody's bitch now..... sad.

by Big Duff March 6, 2009

Spiderman [spiderman]

The dysfunctional superhero that got bit by a spider and has a lame theme song.

"Spiderman spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can..."

by JohannaParker January 13, 2009

spiderman and elsa

A fucking terrible thing that should end now

Bob:The spiderman and elsa videos are fucking terrible right billy
Billy: for damn sure the people that run the channels that post those should end

by Frydtost December 19, 2018

spiderman

using only one hand you've got to put two fingers in the pink and one finger in the stink a.k.a. the shocker

its like hang ten but with two fingers like when spiderman slings web

by JATL December 3, 2007

spiderman thread

A message board posting technique designed to end or derail threads that its user finds uninteresting or lacking productive discussion. This technique involves posting screencaps from the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon series with humorous captions unrelated to the original thread topic. The user generally initiates a Spiderman thread with captions intended to declare that the original thread topic will no longer be discussed. Occasionally, additional users contribute to the derailing with their own screencaps of Spider-Man. Frequently used on 4chan's various message boards, where the technique originated. Generally used to derail threads about incest or "wincest."

Wincest? That's a funny way to say Spiderman thread.

by AntonioCastagnoli May 26, 2013