the act of an employee exploring his bosses insides with his nose for personal gain
Yo, Mike, when you get done ass-spelunking with Larry would you mind helping me get some work done or would you rather give him a hot carl.
by g spot May 13, 2006
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the act of exploring and probing the depths of ones anus via the penile insertion method.
Lance and Jerome were out ass spelunking at the local gay rest area.
by rhino November 21, 2002
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When you ejaculate into a pussy, and the bitch wants more; so you do some sticky spelunking.
When you finish nutting, and round two comes around without her cleaning up, so you have to fuck with the cum inside.
Spelunking means 'exploring a cave'.
"That pussy was fresh and unique;until I nutted, but she wanted some more; so I prepared for round two by doing some sticky spelunking".
by ifinnabus May 24, 2017
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When you shit into a condom and fuck somebody with it.
jim had to shit, and wasn't feeling the whole "sex" thing tonight, but debbie was horny. Jim then shat into a condom to give it some bulk, he then began to pleasure debbie with the Slippery Spelunker.
by Ol Danky March 27, 2009
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One who goes beyond the point of brown nosing, will do anything and go to any lengh to please a boss or superior in the hopes of getting a promotion even if it meens selling out completely.
Did that fucker just rat us out? Yeah,that's not all,he got his own niece fired last week,and now he's our new foreman...what an ass spelunker!!!
by mean mark October 10, 2006
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A man with a propensity for engaging in anal sex with women of grand proportions.
Eddie got so trashed on Friday that he went all chunk spelunker on that 900lb slab of white beef. When he regained conciousness the next morning, he had to pull on the rope to find his way out. He hasn't been the same since.
by respect the teacher August 14, 2009
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