A Hamilton Special is a bundle of drunkenness usually reserved for high school and college-aged people who are blacking out on a budget. It consists of two Four Lokos of any flavor, one 32-oz. Bud Light Bottle (no 40's in FL), and one Black and Mild (preferably wood-tip and Wine flavored) to be smoked as a closing ceremony. The Hamilton Special derives its name from its price, as a $10 bill will have you Hamilton'd and ready to go in most areas.
Bro 1: "Bro, Zach threw up on my car and fucked my girlfriend!"
Bro 2: "Deal with it tomorrow, he's already a Hamilton Special deep"
Bro 2: "Deal with it tomorrow, he's already a Hamilton Special deep"
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The Handy Special is a Newbury Park legend, not a myth but fact. Commonly described as the ultimate pain of one’s popliteal, hammy, and calves. Lengend is told that The Handy Special is and only performed by BWH the legend himself, commonly performed with the grip end of a a driver with an extra stiff shaft, double armed swung directly to the back of one’s knee area. If one is a victim of The Handy Special should seek out medical attention immediately. If not treated will result in muscle failure, muscle decay, extreme foot fungus, ED, COPD, and tendency to change genders.
“Oh my lord that kid is late to the van, he’s getting the Handy Special”
“I wasn’t able to to produce offspring after that”
“First victim was Connor Phillpot”
“I wasn’t able to to produce offspring after that”
“First victim was Connor Phillpot”
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Get the The Striker Special mug.The Star Wars Holiday Special is the greatest cinematic creation in all existence. Free to watch on YouTube, you will never find a better way to spend an hour and thirty-seven minutes of your day. Every aspect of the godly film is pure inspiration. That includes the masterful dialogue of the Wookiees, the amazing and delightful new characters such as Lumpy and Itchy, and even the four beautiful songs intertwined within the movie. When it was initially released, critics gave it a low score due to the fact that they were unable to comprehend the immense intricacies of the cinematography. It is often not included with the rest of the Star Wars franchise because of its extreme glory. It was so glorious that it was deemed one of the most dangerous movies of all time when it first premiered. This was because of its tendency to cause viewers to ascend to a new form of existence in alternate dimensions. Most hard copies of this film have been destroyed, however, it has been permanently imprinted on the internet for anyone lucky enough to watch. Overall, this movie is undoubtedly the most ambitious project ever attempted by man and simply the pinnacle of all creations made by humankind.
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We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your Duke. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Vice Dukes are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H I.T. you can handle.
Members who don't take S H I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Vice Dukes took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
For members who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T
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"Damn Nick, what'd u do to yo bitch last night? Her face is all fucked up!"
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"Nothin. Just gave her the Fuddy Special..."
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