by number1solomon January 9, 2022
Get the Solomonmug. Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.
"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."
by DystopianSymphony July 6, 2023
Get the Michael Solomonmug. “Oh yeah Solomon liked Aaliyah”
“Yeah she said he ruined everything and that’s why they don’t talk anymore”
“Yeah she said he ruined everything and that’s why they don’t talk anymore”
by dnenen November 23, 2021
Get the Solomonmug. (noun.)
Someone that makes a compromise between between two options that is way worse than either option.
(verb.)
To make a judgement like a Solomon.
Root: An interpretation of the Judgement of Solomon, where he decrees that a baby should be cut in half for two women who claim to be the mother of said baby. Of course, King Solomon doesn't actually cut the baby; it was a test, the real mother pleaded to him to just give it to the other woman.
Someone that makes a compromise between between two options that is way worse than either option.
(verb.)
To make a judgement like a Solomon.
Root: An interpretation of the Judgement of Solomon, where he decrees that a baby should be cut in half for two women who claim to be the mother of said baby. Of course, King Solomon doesn't actually cut the baby; it was a test, the real mother pleaded to him to just give it to the other woman.
A: Okay, so we can either go to Taco Bell or fuck.
B: How about we fuck while at Taco Bell?
A: What the fuck, solomon?!
A: Okay, so... We can either get chips or a cake for the party, what should we do?
B: Let's make a chip-flavoured cake!
A: (sigh)... When are you going to stop solomonning all the goddamn time?
B: How about we fuck while at Taco Bell?
A: What the fuck, solomon?!
A: Okay, so... We can either get chips or a cake for the party, what should we do?
B: Let's make a chip-flavoured cake!
A: (sigh)... When are you going to stop solomonning all the goddamn time?
by cyclopentane July 11, 2024
Get the Solomonmug. by James smith chan March 19, 2025
Get the Solomonmug. An extraordinary man believed to be hand crafted by the Gods! However.. that was only on October 1st, 2023. Solomon James had fell off exactly the first November 1st.. becoming the biggest thug and drug addict now.. Solomon James used to provide hope for kids around the world but now kids should fear that he isn’t around
Oct 1 <person 1>OH MY GOD IT’S SOLOMON JAMES!!!!!!!!
<person 2> I wanna be him when I grow up
<person 1> THATS OUR GOAT!!!!!!!! Proceeds to make goat noises 🐐 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nov 1<person 1>OH MY GOD SOLOMON IS COMING RUN!!!!!!!!!
<person 2> 😨
<person 2> I wanna be him when I grow up
<person 1> THATS OUR GOAT!!!!!!!! Proceeds to make goat noises 🐐 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nov 1<person 1>OH MY GOD SOLOMON IS COMING RUN!!!!!!!!!
<person 2> 😨
by Dag0atg0n3wrong December 18, 2023
Get the Solomon Jamesmug.