Sack skid

When a man is taking a shot and the long turd breaks off, falls forward and smacks the ball sack. Leaving a skid mark.

Janice was miffed last night while she was blowing my junk and she said it was a little funky. It must have been from the sack skid I had earlier.

by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018

Brown Skid

Verb: To hit a person on a bike while driving a car.

"I almost brown skid this spandex jockey on my way to work today.

by Murdernickel May 14, 2009

skid stain

a stain left in someones tighty whiteys after they shit themselves

These here undy pants we found in the locker room have a MAD ASS skid stain on em

by Magic January 22, 2005

Skid Fuck

A drug/alcohol addicted sex freak.

Shut the fuck up, you skid fuck

by arcanumb March 4, 2019

Skid KId

affectionately refers to anyone who worked on or flew helicopters with skid tubes as landing gear.

Skid Kids Rule!

by Rev_Rob October 12, 2013

Front Skids

The mark left by a penis, when extracted from an anus and placed back into underwear. Brown/Dark green fecal matter inside the front of a man’s underwear. Usually 2' inches in length with a potent smell.

After me and Marilyn made love i came across a suspicious mark in the front of my underwear I came to the conclusion it was front skids.

by Paul Casal/Tom Gilbride January 23, 2006

Skidded Sheets

Tell tale brown stains, usually a tracked pair on the man's
side of the bed, indicating less than perfect hygiene.

"Oh Honey! You just turned our brand new fitted sheets
into skidded sheets!"

by I.M. Salmon July 16, 2011