Shrek is an absolute God he is legendary and he rules the universe, nothing can stop. Shrek is a duo with donkey at together they can take over the world they are unbeatable. Doing a Shrek is being cool and legendary but no one can match to the real Shrek.
by donkeh28 June 6, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. 
Unit of measurement for time. One shrek is equal to 1 hour and 35 minutes, which is also the length of the movie.
"See you in a shrek!" (1h35')
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47'30'')
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47'30'')
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)
by tacboss1234 May 30, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
His love reaches my buttocks every night.
I whisper in my sleep, this is your swamp.
He lets out a mighty roar and says it's all ogre now.
His love reaches my buttocks every night.
I whisper in my sleep, this is your swamp.
He lets out a mighty roar and says it's all ogre now.
by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016
Get the Shrekmug. by Maatau December 22, 2018
Get the shrekmug. 