Sending good vibes your way

A shitty thing people say to pretend like they care about helping you, but don’t really want to.

“My grandma who cared for me like a mother just died” “Aww that’s so sad! Sending good vibes your way! Zazzle zing”

by Agent Scarn August 7, 2018

sendija

Sendija is sexy hot and made to go with Lewis'

Sendija loves lewis

by PRIORY February 16, 2017

Return to sender

After recieving head piece from a bitch, she tries to return you man juice to you by kissing.

So I got dome from this chick, then she tried to give me the return to sender, and I was like, 'get the fuck out bitch, i dont want that shit back'

by Fitz April 9, 2003

Return To Sender

An act made famous by the horrific film swap.avi where one woman pushes another womans shit back into her arsehole.
(while watching swap.avi)

Guy1: oh my God what is she doing??
Guy2: Return to Sender!
Guy1: (vomits)

by k0nfl1ct November 24, 2010

senduran

A very long queef. A queef is a vaginal fart, so a senduran is a very long vaginal fart.

Christine: Last night, I had a senduran!

George: Right after we had sex?

Christine: Oh yes baby!

George: Let's have sex right now and put your senduran on youtube afterwards. How do you feel about that big momma?

Christine: (Rips of clothes) Shove it in honey dew melon! I WANT SOME DICK!

by QueefQueen January 20, 2010

return to sender

a fart that leads to a premature evacuation of the rectum, however the the payload is returned back to safety

Rocky: Farts, "Excuse Me"
Pete : "WTF that stinks"
Rocky: "Even worse, it was a return to sender"
Pete : (runs to the bathroom to puke)

by DJ Inside February 17, 2004

Return to Sender

When a transgendered girlfriend ejaculates in her lovers mouth and her lover in turn, spits the semen back in her mouth.

I gave my girlfriend (Transgendered) a return to sender.

by southernkrusade October 31, 2010