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SecondSmear

The second wipe on a roll of papyrus after the FirstWipe is completed after the stool gathers towards the hatch, alongside the perimeter.
Vogul never had a strong FirstWipe, but his papyrus was often heavily soiled after that SecondSmear. He was very well respected for this.

Dung Hoven walked out of the stall to show his boys his SecondSmear before he went back in to finish wiping.

Lots of men gathered around a group of guys wiping their asses in order to see if they had respectable SecondSmears.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
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Disturbing Seconds

An internet cartoon about some freakish kid with a mental condition.
by Choo-Choo McGrew March 9, 2007
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Soggy Seconds

Literal: Having sex with woman who has just done the same already (most likely in an orgy situation)

Figurative: Having sex with a friend's ex-girlfriend too soon after they've broken up.
Dude! How could you fuck Rosie? Frank only broke up with her last week. Talk about soggy seconds!
by MrSoggy July 20, 2010
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sticky seconds

Referring to when a guy has sex with a woman, following another man have sex/ejaculating in her
James and bill decided to share a girl, bill had her first, and James went after, as he liked his sticky seconds.
by ulsterphil August 17, 2015
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two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.
"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay
by ohhistevie May 23, 2018
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5 Seconds of Direction

5 Seconds of Direction is 9 guys consisting of One Direction and 5 Seconds of Summer. They toured together for One Direction's Take Me Home and Where We Are tour. These 9 boys are the reason that millions of fangirls had could not function properly and have major fangirl moments. But now these fangirls are hoping these 9 boys collab and go on tour again.
These boys, 5 seconds of direction, saved our lives.
by Luna_1d_soml October 30, 2019
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two seconds (bro)

the act one gives when wanting you to chill out either becuase you want to go or him to shut up when he is telling a gay story he wants to keep saying
ramzy, hury the fuck up lets go

two seconds bro

shut the fuck up and get in the car.
by GTS February 27, 2004
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