He is such a Sarca-scholar! I bet his ex wife hates the sarcasm that he has mastered like a second language!
by IFixAircraft May 10, 2014
by Jshark321 December 12, 2017
by will brock January 05, 2022
A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.
by Keasterbunny October 05, 2023
Look at the toilet paper dispenser, it's seems some Arts and Humanities Scholars arrived in our office
by distress69 September 19, 2018
A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
by Sacredfart May 13, 2023
Did you hear about the gang shooting? One guy bumped into the other by mistake and all hell broke loose.
Couple of urban scholars, aren't they?
Couple of urban scholars, aren't they?
by hatebigwords July 23, 2023