Ricer

A Ricer is a very annoying person generally named Clark. A Ricer is a person that is short and has a giant ego that is a little too high for anyone. A ricer has a small friend group, but everyone knows him or her. A ricer rages easily and is not the brightest of the bunch.

Dude that ricer over, there with his “friends” he calls them, is being such a Karen to them, I kinda feel bad and want to interfere but he’s easily angered so maybe not.

by Joe_Mama_Obama June 26, 2020

Ricer

You know you're a ricer when...

Your rims cost more than your car.
Your wing is so big it costs more to ship than the actual wing.
Your car has more neon lights than a strip joint.
Your exhaust is louder than your horn.
You're slamming gears on the freeway and shift in to park.

Ricer boi: "VTEC almost kicked in yo!!!"
Legit boi: "VTEC never kicked in, you never had VTEC."

Wow did that ricer just put his car in park going 100??? That shit was directed by Michael Bae!!

by parfa June 8, 2018

Ricer

Was a derogatory term once used to compare these so-called Muscle cars to Japanese imports with no more then 6 cyclinders.

Now a term used to describe cars that are modified to look fast, but arn't...

Billy Bob - 'Hey Cletus...what you think this imported shitbox on wheels is running on...what with no more then 6 cyclinders?'

Cletus - 'Probabli on rice...knowing thoes yellow bastards'

by Anjelic_Omen December 2, 2004

Ricer

Any vehicle be it 4,6, or 8 cylinder with excessive amounts of useless objects on their car.

1. Spoiler on a FWD for drag puposes (ok if it is for road racing, contrary to what most believe, because it does help the back end of the car from loosing grip in hard cornering)
2. Stickers such as Powered by... or VTEC when it doesnt have it etc...(Again on a show vehicle stickers are ok because they must in order to keep sponsorship)
3.Mufflers = ricer, no horsepower added just noise
Exhaust = Racer, added horsepower
4. LEsson: Ricer's are not just honda's and acura's so dont trash them it makes people look ignorant when there are dozens of Imports that have been modified correctly and have power upwards of 500hp, and if you truly are a car person you know that thats good for any vehicle

thanks

by the truth December 8, 2003

ricer

Usually a young man with a car from Japan who uses cosmetic modifications rarther than using engine based mods. This is essentially the safer way to go for young boys on the cruise scene who cannot afford high performance mods for their engine due to insurance purposes.

Ricers usualy have:

Bodykits
Spoilers
Tints
Large Alloys
Lowering kits
Lighting kits
Audio enhancements

Although most people regard ricers as idiots, this is not the case. There are some who spoil it out there for us. Ricers can also be known as cruisers. Cruisers do not race and usually show off their cars in car parks with others that have the same interest.

Usually Hondas are used for the extensive amount of styling available. Engine mods can be put on later on as Honda's are one of the most tunable engines in the world. And to say that Honda's are no good, then tell that to the Halfords GT team that race using Integras and currently hold the championship.

Be owned.

Ricer/Cruiser: Someone who uses only cosmetic mods.

Predjudice: An act of Prejudice is, as the name implies, the process of "pre-judging" something. It implies coming to a judgment on a subject before learning where the preponderance of evidence actually lies, or forming a judgment without direct experience.

Just because you can't afford to do up your car, don't mock others because they can. In the end, it seems like jealousy.

by JmanCivicCoupe October 18, 2006

Ricer

derived from "rice burner", which typically signified any japanese import vehicle.
has since been modified to signify any young male who takes said rice burner and modifies the exterior of the vehicle to include, but not be limited to: loud exhaust (slang: fart can), neon lights mounted under the car, strobe lights in the turn signal housings (but have been known to be mounted in other locations), body styling kits (which replace the original body pieces), large graphics, bumper stickers on the side of the car (typically of products that haven't been installed on the car), loud audio system which includes enough bass to shake bolts loose on the car (and make your eyeballs shake), a 3 or 4 foot universal wing mounted on the trunk lid of a front wheel drive car (used in racing for downforce on rear wheel drive cars).

look at that ricer in that nasty honduh.

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

ricer

some dipshit driving a econobomb with a shitload of shit attached to it with crazy glue, but no go-parts. also known as curb-muncher, rice burner and rice rocket. known to handle like shit, accelerate slower than molasses in antartica going up a hill and a semi with 40,000LBs of shit attached. vehicle can also be a butchered pickup truck, assuming it has all the mods a car type would with one of the following: spinners, hydraulics, hydraulic lift bed, hydraulic lift cab, all of the above antonyms: SEMI, tractor, lawn mower, snail, muscle car, any race car, sleepers, did i mention a semi?, nuclear supercarrier, top fuel dragster, u get my point

me(driving a 1965 Cobra): HEY DIPSHIT, WANNA RACE?
idiot in a rice rocket: SURE DAWG, ILL WHUP YO SORRY ASS AND TAKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT CAR AND MAKE IT COOL!
me: shut up and drive, im way ahead of ya...by 15 miles...and i never broke 2200RPM

by 379 February 25, 2005