Age Regression

Age Regression is a completely non-sexual coping mechanism. There are people that intentionally regress to deal with heavy stress and stuff, and there are people that involuntarily regress, too. If typing, some regressors may type more like this: "Hewwo! Is *name*, and I is *insert young age*! Is nice meets you!"

Person 1: Why is *insert person* acting so immature, like a child?
Person 2: Oh, that's because they use Age Regression, or agere, to cope with issues they are having!

by That_Dumbass March 2, 2022

queue regret

The coyote ugly of mail order DVD rental. When you place an item in your Netflix queue and forget all about it. One day the turd shows up you are shamefully forced to send it back unwatched.

Roomy one: A new Netflix arrived today.
Roomy two: Open it.
Roomy one: (opens it) All Quiet on the Western Front?!?! What the fuck!
Roomy two: Shit, mad queue regret man. I forgot that was in my queue! Gotta send it back and get the next Heroes disc.

by nbowling January 3, 2008

regresity

Is the distinguishment of manipulating physical objects too be
pictured better or pictured worser.Also regrouping groups or itims....

You do not have the regresity too learn right....pronounced (ra-gress-a-ty)

by regardless devon victory January 29, 2009

regretsysex

When you regret having sex with someone.

We got drunk and had regretsysex.

by Marcoda April 14, 2011

Age regression

Age regression is when someone has the mentality of a younger age than their genuine age. This could happen involuntary due to (childhood) trauma and/or a brain injury/damage. Or voluntary as a coping mechanism and way of relaxation. Common signs in kids include a little-age between 1 and 3, thumb sucking, crawling, etc. Common signs in teens include a little-age of 1-12, gibberish or pitched voice, sensitiveness, interest for things meant for kids, etc. Common signs in adults could include a little-age of 1-20, any of the called symptoms depending on age, etc. Adults could also be regressed back to their teenage years instead of their childhood. The younger someone’s mentality is drifted, the more they are in need of a caregiver (to be taken care of).

“Tommy is five, why is he still sucking his thumb?”
“His parents are divorced. He is acting like a baby because it has put a lot of stress on him.”

“Why does that boy act so childish?”
“He has the mentality of an 11 year old due to childhood trauma, because he got bullied in his past. It is called age regression, he is basically regressing.”

by Flowerboy10 May 26, 2022

regretflix

A Netflix movie that you forgot was in your queue and wish you hadn’t ordered. Can be used to describe the movie or that let-down feeling you get when you open the Netflix envelope. A regretflix often sits in your house for weeks because you don’t want to watch it, but feel guilty returning it without watching it. You can’t get a better movie until you return it though, making the pang of regretflix even more agonizing.

I got a Regretflix in the mail today. Dude, "I Know Who Killed Me?" What was I thinking?

I’m feeling regretflix for ordering "The Constant Gardener" (insert other serious movie you THINK you should watch but don't really want to...)

"I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" is totally a potential Regretflix, but I'm putting it in my queue anyway.

by stevielei February 28, 2008

Snapchatter's regret

The feeling you get after sending a friend an extremely unflattering, embarrassing, or accidental snapchat. Usually results in praying for the snapchat to not be able to send, for fear of potential future blackmail opportunities.

-Girl 1: *sends a flash selfie snapchat of herself derping*
-Girl 2: *screen shots, laughs evilly, and posts said picture on every social media they know of*
-Girl 1: "shit.. the Snapchatter's Regret is so real rn"

by Pearlgirl February 10, 2014