Quiche in the oven

When you don’t want to join someone else’s plan, you use this fake excuse to indicate you don’t want to come. First coined by Craig Brown.

“Sorry I can’t come tonight, I’ve got a quiche in the oven.”

by mintyfresh7 March 17, 2024

Quiche

Quick pee sesh

I’m laughing so hard I’m going to quiche in my pants.

by coolbromancat42729 July 31, 2022