A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.
Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.
by ManeBro69 June 08, 2022
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Trans-Pterodactyl

A very dangerous species of bird native to Alaska
Person 1: “Did you just hear something?”
Person 2: “It must be the dreaded trans-pterodactyl
by Barstool definition December 22, 2021
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Spicier Pterodactyl

A Silent Pterodactyl, but before inserting your elbow into Vagina you squirt Sriracha hot sauce all over it
My bitch really screamed when I gave her the Spicier Pterodactyl
by SheckaMeccaLekka August 22, 2011
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Angry Pterodactyl

The act of performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, simultaneously, while flapping your arms like a prehistoric bird taking off from a rocky cliff.
Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two
Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block
by El Conquistador May 05, 2021
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