Pterodactyl

Cougars are for the milf, puma is for the Gilf, and Pterodactyl is for the 65+ woman who dates the 20 year old men.

Did you see Tim and the Pterodactyl he’s with? Totally wanting that inheritance.

by Sleazy Martini June 18, 2021

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Male version of helicopter mom. Overly protective father.

He is such a pterodactyl dad, he won't stop micromanaging his daughter.

by GingerMarlin December 18, 2021

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This word is a state that represents the beastly being your significant other turns into when they are hungry and you don't feed them in an appropriate amount of time. This is characterized by a change in mood to include a shift from pleasant to irrationally irritable. Note: foaming at the mouth is a distinct possibility and at this point you should approach with caution. Note 2: this state can be rectified to normal homeostasis by feeding the pterodactyl.

I can tell it's time to get some dinner, she's turning into a pterodactyl.

by Spencer53115 October 7, 2015

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Pterodactyl

When someone gets down on their knees and gives someone a blowjob as well as jerking off both guys to the left and right of the one receiving head

I can’t wait for the party tonight I’m gonna try to wrangle a couple guys up so I can try a did you say to try to try a pterodactyl or try to pterodactyl I think trying to pterodactyls funnier I’m trying to pterodactyl

by Zamboni_Man August 3, 2024

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