Birth Control Poster Boy

Kids who dont belong on the face of the earth and appear on birth control commercials

Eric Fishel should be a Birth Control Poster Boy because hes so fuckin ugly and half-retarded looking

by True to my Roots July 7, 2003

pull out poster child

Someone that is so damn stupid, ugly or worthless and should be the poster child for "Pull Out" magazine.

Eugene is such a pull out poster child! His father should have pulled out, better yet should have just had another beer and never put it in!

by Lynchmob August 9, 2006

Yahoo! Answers poster

Someone who takes every comment a person makes literally, no matter how obvious a troll/joker he is.

Guy 1: Dude, why won't you share your cake with me?
Guy 2: Because you're Jewish. *obviously joking with his snickering*
Guy 1: OMG! RACIST! YOU ARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD YOU NAZI!
Guy 2: ...dude, don't be a Yahoo! Answers poster.

by CornholioIsSex August 23, 2012

Poster Pussy

(Noun) - someone who is in love or infatuated with a main character after watching the movie once.
They continue to show affections for that character, but it is only in the moment of after the movie.

"Oh my gosh, Paul Rudd was so good in Ant-Man, I love him!"
"You're such a poster pussy, you never thought he was cute until that movie."
"So?"

by qjuiq99 August 22, 2015

Poster cock

A cock that's so sexy every girl deserves to have a poster on her wall of it

Edwins has a daydream kinda dick that needs to be on a poster so All the girls can masterbate to it , Rachel loves to daydream when she looks at her very own poster cock on the wall of Edwin

by Rachel Lambdin April 14, 2024

Poster

The act of doing something more 🤤than what you think 😉often compared to mailoring. It contains many activities subheadings such as bestiality and bondage. Often happens while the dom is wearing a sexy mask

Did you hear about shanice? she got postered last night by someone while she was mailoring at 100mph 😉 🤤

by 6969kweenuwu April 28, 2021

Poser Poster

People who reshare your facebook post but did not acknowledge it by liking it

I have a friend, he is a poser poster. He keeps resharing my posts on Facebook because they are good but has never "Liked" it out of decent courtesy.

by Dribee December 7, 2017