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Redneck pick up lines 

Used by men named mark, rick steve, john, josh, tyler,evan, fred, jim, the like to soap each other genitals and play drop the soap with each other every other night. then pretend to be straight men every other day of the week.
Examples of their Redneck pick Up lines include but are not limited to:

1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock
9) I can't find my puppy can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room
10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner
11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon
And the best for last
12)Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up

52 Pick-Up

What people say when they throw a deck of cards on the floor/across the room with no intention of picking them up, leaving the job to you. This usually happens after someone loses a card game multiple times and can't take it anymore. Or when you're just in the mood to make some people POed.
Shane: "Black Jack!"
Me: "What!? Again!? That's fourteen times in a row!"
Mikey: "Stop being a sore loser."
Shane: "Yeah, really. It's not like I cheat."
Me: "Yeah well," *gathers the deck of cards, "52 Pick-Up!" *Throws the deck of cards across the room and onto the floor, walks out of the room*
52 Pick-Up by Carrera's Wedge April 19, 2007

Recovering Pick Up Artist 

Recovering PUA ("Pick Up Artist") - N. A person who, after studying mass-marketed 'Pick Up Techniques' and putting them into practise, discovers that he is not any happier, nor self-satisfied, nor socially-calibrated than he was before - only now he cannot communicate with people except in 'PUA jargon', and has alienated all his non-PUAfriends.
"Have you noticed the change in Larry? I'm not embarrassed to be seem with him anymore!"

"Yeah, he's a Recovering Pick Up Artist; he's got it mostly under control now. If he starts ignoring us to hit on every girl around, or if he starts dehumanizing women, we're supposed to call his Sponsor."

platonic pick up artist 

A person who is looking for friendship and companions but not sex, yet goes about this task like a gross pick up artist would
The guy who hangs around the pizza place near the university started talking to me and gave me his number, then texted me first thing in the morning! He wasn't hitting on me, but damn he was creepy! I hate platonic pick up artists like that!

girl pick up lines 

Here are a few meanings of "Girl Pickup lines":
"I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?"

Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?

"Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"

Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you're looking "Grrrrreat!"

Are you a parking ticket? Cause' you got fine written all over you.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

(to a baseball player)
Girl: are you a catcher?
Guy: no or yes, why?
Girl: cause you definitely caught my eye!

Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Gorgeous

You're so hot ; a firefighter couldn't put you out

Guy: What's with all the winky faces?

Girl: Because I had something in my eye and it happens to be you.

The meaning of Girl pick up lines is when a girl ties to get a boy.

like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end

The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.
Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!