Palmer Tool

A device, usually a wire or pin, used to clean resin out of a clogged weed pipe

Yo Max pass me that Palmer tool, my one-hitter is clogged

by The_dawg June 05, 2019

Natty Palmer

When one drinks half of their Natural Light and then fills it back up with a cheap russian vodka giving it an even 50/50 mix.

John was drinking Natty Palmers all night until he blacked out in Rebecca's bed.

by bbaloh10 February 15, 2016

Randy Palmer

Great drink made from mixing Mountain Dew and unsweetened Iced Tea

That Randy Palmer really hit the spot. I just love the bubbles.

by barclacc October 19, 2016

Darnold Palmer

A drink named after New York Jets quarterback Sam Darnold. Contents:

2 parts iced tea
2 parts lemonade
1 part gin
1 part Nyquil

Today I either want to feel really good, or really bad. Pass me a Darnold Palmer!

by parmsisreal September 19, 2018

Palmer Report

A clickbait political blog that relies on an army of grandmas for support. The blog wholeheartedly believes that trump is going to prison.

Dude, why does your grandma keep saying that trump is going to prison.

Idk dude, she said a “credible” news site called the Palmer report told her.

Man I’m sorry to hear about your grandmas dementia

by holy guacomole June 28, 2021

Palmer Report

A clickbait online blog that attests almost daily that Trump will go to prison.

Hey did you hear the breaking news from the Palmer report? They said trump is going to prison

Haha that Bill Palmer is such a character

by holy guacomole June 28, 2021

Chili Palmer

Originally an adjective derived from the John Travolta Character of the same name. Used to say something is cool or awesome. Also used as a verb, noun or proper noun. Can be used sarcastically. Can be shortened to "Chili P" "C-Palm" "Chilay Palmero" or simply 'CP".

"Boy that guy sure looks like a Chili Palmer!"

"Hey, look at Chili Palmer over there!"

"Let's go Chili Palmer it up around the corner."

by Dr. Handsome February 03, 2010