Cootch Pad

The Cootch Pad can be found in many different places. It is most commonly found on your female mausesse. This rugid, firm pad can be worn by the mausesse to cover the female genitales from wondering fingers, or any type of foreign invasion. Many women wear the Cootch Pad on a first date to proctect the cootch sauce from being smelt right away. They are reusable after proper sanitizing.

1) Hey Tommy, was your mausesse wearing a Cootch Pad? Mine sure as hell was!

2) Jess, Don't you leave this house tonight without yourCootch Pad on. That Donnie has wondering hands. Protect the Cootch sauce.
3) While doing her weekly grocery shopping Christine was Groped by the meat manager in isle #6, thank goodness she was wearing her Cootch Pad. Which by the way can be purchaed in isle #2. Small, Med, Fupa size available.

by Big "B" April 12, 2014

Discussion Pad

A person ,without a say, whose role in a discussion is to acquiese in the end.

Just like pressure is applied at a rubber stamp pad to use it's ink to print upon a surface. Image printed is solely at the discretion of the pin up dye. Stamp pad just provides the ink and has no say in the image print up, similar is the role of a discussion pad in a discussion.

by Akshaya Bhatia July 29, 2008

Manny pad

1. An elevated surface/stage/ledge that can be used for doing tricks on a BMX or a skateboard, particularly a manual (called a 'manny' in this context). Often times found in parking lots, they can be as low as a curb, but must be a least a few feet wide and long. Usually only riden when there is nothing else around, though serious tricks might go down on the taller ones.

Bro, there's nothing to skate around here except a little manny pad.

by T34418L31 May 23, 2006

Landing Pad

When you put toilet paper in the bowl first, so when you take a shit the water doesnt splash up.

"Yo I just got soaked from the huge shit i just took"
"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"

by The Rye Bread September 14, 2011

Wind off pad

When a woman on her menstrual cycle, has flatuence and breaks wind causing a stench to emanate, bouncing off the sanitary napkin or pad, rebounding into the vagina and wafting up smelling like a cross between blood, faeces, urine and fish market

Chelle dropped her guts, it smelt like wind off pad

by Fungus Black June 30, 2016

cum pad

The bit in-between a man's ball sack and anus. If you press this lightly it gives the feeling of sperm coming out from the lower penis.

Alan pressed his cum pad while he was playing with his ass pubes.

by Joshua A. Ford July 9, 2009

Dude Pad

The ultimate/coolest flat or house that is owned by the ultimate/coolest people. Common features include a half pipe, bmx and or skateboard etc, porn, evidence of drug taking, the latest technology, 3 types of games console and random dudes and woman sleeping around the place after a party. Typical residents include a smart guy/nerd/geek, a waster pothead, a skater, a babe, and rarely the ultimate dude. The ultimate dude is basically all of the above people combined (apart from the babe ¬.¬), though somehow manges to earn a lot of money and has a really cool job.

Our dude pad is epic.

by fisheyelens October 15, 2008