Jiffy

Jiffy is a word that when used should always be followed up with a wedgie.

Hey Dale, I'll be back in a Jiffy...(ripping underwear sound!)

by MakinCopsNervis December 2, 2017

Jiffy

Australian / Kiwi sexual slang: the unique combination of hand/foot-job or felatio where one’s member is slathered with popular Australasian cleaning product Jif. “Jif’s unique creamy formula contains 100% natural particles lubricating, and purportedly heightening and extending, the experience.”

Lucozade: Aww maaate, jelly-armed myself the bestest Jiffy on way to the gym just now. Those 100% natural particles and mild abrasives really hit the spot!

Ricksickle: Sounds like a classic Jiffy bro, quite partial to one myself.

Michael: Guess you won’t need to chalk up then Lulu, now shuddup and get on the wall - we’re not here to fuck spiders!

by Amadeus Thrombosis November 6, 2024

Look at that jiffy

A phrase like used as "back in a jiffy" this means wow look how fast they are.

Look at that Jiffy!!

by Dora who loves her cousin March 21, 2021

Jiffy Pup Pie

When a dog or similar household animal licks peanut butter off of ones anus or taint for sexual pleasure.

My girlfriend was asleep so I let Fido give me a jiffy pup pie.

by Badidea2234 September 16, 2021

Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.

*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.

by Richie Roach October 15, 2023

jiffy kid.

a grody, barefoot, baddly dressed, child.

the kid who hang out at the jiffy stores and marts is a jiffy kid.

by vnicoleex3 May 2, 2010

no jiffy

360 rice crispy waves spreaded around

Yo G yo shit spinnin fr fr no jiffy all kiz

by bwllt March 7, 2022