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facebook

A website that can be used for both good and bad.

The good being; making new friends, finding boyfriends/girlfriends, arranging parties and meet-ups and generally chatting to existing friends.

The bad side of Facebook however, is that it is a stalkers dream, full of whores with barely anything on and is the main reason for so many of lifes problems. Its causes fallings out between friends, and ruins trust between the perfect relationship.

Trust me; most people would be so much happier if they didn't have a Facebook account
Boyfriend behaves strange, doesn't talk to her
Girlfriend checks boyfriends Facebook to see if he has problems which he is keeping from her
Girlfriend sees what seems to be a flirty message between boyfriend and a different girl.
Girlfriend, having been cheated on in the past, is upset and loses a little trust in her boyfriend
Boyfriend finds out she has been on his Facebook, loses trust in her for looking through his Facebook.
Boyfriend suggests going on a "break" to sort his head out
by TheFxckUp February 23, 2012
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Facebook

Where pussies can act tough and where girls take bikini pictures for creeps to look at
Did you see Sandras new bikini pics on facebook?
by WhOaReYoU1112 September 5, 2011
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facebook

A website where people tell you about there problems you dont want to hear about
I hate people who post there problems on facebook
by fr do September 8, 2016
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Facebook

An addicting website that people use a lot while they're having their grades are getting lowered, eyes are becoming irritated, and their fingers are swelling up. Many people on Facebook are looking like they're best friends with people they barely even talk to, and are trying to prove themselves that they are the shit by putting fake photos and videos about themselves but really, they just look like conceited idiots doing a pathetic job proving Facebook friends that they are the shit.
Facebook user: If I post a video of me and one of my friends playing each other in basketball, we're gonna prove to everyone we know on Facebook that we're hot shit!!
by AdomC November 15, 2015
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Facebook

A free place to find all the drama you could ever want!

also, Facebook= The latest advancement in Stalking technology
A free place to find all the drama you could ever want!

Go on Facebook and get all the free drama you could ever get from a free site!

Friends Family & Strangers connect to the world wide web daily to view (& stalk) peoples Facebooks
by ChrisKitz24 December 30, 2011
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facebook

A website that was formerly used for College and University students, but now High School students are allowed to use it. Since then, a bunch of 13 year olds that think they are in High School have invaded facebook and turned it into a site where they can post all of their slutty pictures.
Facebook was cool before those kids showed up and ruined it.
by weeeeeeeee April 6, 2007
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Facebook

Facebook is a social utility that fails to connect people due to the lack of actual time spent Facebooking. Chat is a feature that is used to talk in real time, the fun part being waiting to find out if your message will send or not. The best feature of this social networking site is the commodity of alerts that you receive when you click things, telling you "Oops! Something went wrong, we're working on getting it fixed as soon as possible!" When really, the incredible developers are probably working on something like adding more useless emoticons.
When trying to log in to check your mass notification from people commenting 40 times on a status you liked: "Facebook cannot connect to the server."

When talking to that insanely hot girl that you like so much:

Girl: Hey!
You: Hey!
But the awesome thing is, your "Hey!" never sent, you get to sit and watch the "Sending message... Sending message... Sending message..." For the next half hour why the hot girl thinks you're ignoring her.
by karob93 November 23, 2009
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