Fig Newts

"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself

"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM

by *PJP* October 31, 2011

Newt-a-Mania

Disease of believing Newt Gingrich would actually make a good President.

Sean: Newt-a-Mania is sweeping America. Newt Gingrich is a great American.
John: Newt Gingrich is fat.

by makivelli June 15, 2012

newt-chan

A gay asshole

Alpha is such a newt-chan!

by KawwaiiKat March 5, 2018

Pissed as a Newt

When someone’s had one too many Guinness’

Oh that Ethan, he is pissed as a newt

by GreatcrestedNewt June 7, 2020