A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?
Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020
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Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!
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Get the Near enough mug.an occurrence in which a person comes very close to buying an item and has memories of a previous experience (such as spending a lot of money for buying shoes that is never used).
Yesterday, I had a near-bought experience with wrong gift for my girlfriend which may indeed result in a near-death experience in the future.
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