Musty bacon

A musty bacon is when you fuck someone with a non showered most likely smelly Dong

Jim: I just gave my girl a Musty bacon last night.
Joe: Dude, KYS.

by Muster Bester January 11, 2016

musty bois

the best friends that the world has ever known. once you go musty you never go back

The Musty Bois couldn't wait for their reunion at the alumni game this fall.

by mustyboisforever August 23, 2017

Musty Post

A fictional character that is the amalgam of 2 people that love each other more than any other 2 people in history have loved each other.

Sure Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are a power couple, but they're nothing compared to Musty Post.

by Musty Post March 28, 2023

Musty Aftershave

After a man has freshly shaved his genital area, a woman (usually of older age) goes down on him with a lit cigarette in her mouth.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Not much. Your aunt Rosie gave me a musty aftershave at the motel downtown."

by SOCIALISTdonut June 8, 2017

musty chub

The musty chub is quite a strange specimen, in that it emits a rather offensive odor in order to protect itself or to frighten off predators. The musty chub is quite an amiable creature and will attempt to smother you in "chub hugs".

Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!

by MANGOCHEESEBANANAFISHSTICKS July 31, 2012

musty candle

Someone who forgets to out on deodorant and ends up in a public setting where they have to use soap, air freshener, or other household objects to cover up their filthy odor.

Guy 1: “I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. I’m gonna go in the bathroom to put soap and Febreeze on my pits”

Guy 2: “Holy shit that guy’s a musty candle”

by walkerk April 17, 2023

musty snake

first, you buy a snake, then you hide it between your asscheeks and you fuck the girl, you have to be on top for this to work right, so she doesnt see the snake, when it gets intense, you piss in her vagina, then let the snake go, creating a musty smell and the random appearance of a snake.

last week i gave nates mom a musty snake, she didnt see it coming.

by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008