Mormon Go-Gurt

When a man ejaculates into a condom, which is then saved by his partner to be eaten later like a Go-Gurt.

"Gave my girl a Mormon Go-Gurt the other day." -/u/ChoosetheSword on reddit.

by Captain Moonman January 11, 2016

Mormon syndrome

To blindly believe whatever retarded bullshit you are fed.

"Neil has a bad case of Mormon syndrome, what a fucking idiot"

by BigDealNeil October 19, 2016

Mormon Smash

To make out whilst fully clothed, sitting up, and keeping your hands above the shoulders.

Jack: Think Molly wants to bang?
Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?

by Danglin Billies June 16, 2018

mormon trampoline party

A party that involves Mormons and trampolines.

Sean's Mormon trampoline party was really fun.

Yes, those Mormons really know how to jump!

by ericstaunlich April 22, 2019

Mormon Mud Bath

The poop hole loophole in mormon dogma to avoid pre marital relations. the act involves placing the penis into the anus of another and refraining from movement or thrusting. the couple must also talk about scripture or mundane chores while engaging in the act.

Praise to the man. Hannah and I took our relationship to the next level when she let me give her a Mormon Mud Bath.

by Chilli Doggin October 10, 2021

Mormon Sandwich

(ˈmôrmən ˈsanˌ(d)wiCH)

When two people (that are not Mormon) are sitting between a Mormon person at the following:

• A picnic.
• A birthday party.
• At the movies.
And more!

"Hey, there's a Mormon person sitting between us."

"Wow! We're now a Mormon Sandwich."

by Geestorn April 14, 2022

Ethnic Mormon

One who is a descendent of Mormons. This term is typically used of someone who does not practice the LDS religion. Analogous to Ethnic Jew.

Did I say I was a Mormon? I said I was an Ethnic Mormon - Brigham Young was my great great great great grandfather. Now please pass the bong.

by Rat Bachweiss May 7, 2012