When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.
“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
by ECV:Showtime aka “ Stache Hat” December 22, 2023
1 - I heard someone call Voldemort Moldy Voldy the other day. I damn near pissed my pants from laughing so hard
2 - *actually pisses their pants from laughing so hard*
2 - *actually pisses their pants from laughing so hard*
by Wolffur198 February 15, 2023
I titty-fucked her moldy pillows.
by RavenswoodDarsh October 18, 2011
The end result of not washing ones vagina at the end of the day thus creating a crust and foul odor.
by Porknbns June 27, 2019
That old lady had moldy meat curtains
by Moldy meat curtains November 27, 2017
The smell is horrible! One day i pooped and it got clogged, it sat in the toilet for so long black mold started growing from the bacteria.
by Farting definitions July 05, 2021
by SDI Clover April 15, 2010