Metro saint

the biggest fag in the world who is a pussy and sucks at rapping see loser and retard for more info

metro saint is gay possibly the biggest poser and gangsta fag ever

by big cock ben July 6, 2008

metro pcs

a ghetto cell phone company with a small coverage area but has unlimited minutes and texting

i cant use that metro pcs if i ride out past modesto
pcshit

by Jose L. Ventura July 18, 2006

Metro Cunt

An attractive woman who lives in a big city, but is void of any redeeming character traits (I.E. shallow, selfish, uneducated, petty, materialistic, politically and socially ignorant). Due to their physical appearance, they are able to obtain easy moderate paying jobs with little to no responsibilities. This allows them to fund their true passion; shopping, drinking, and looking for rich husband to support them.

"The dating scene in New York City sucks. I'm tired of all these money grubbing metro cunts"

by Dr. Malcolm June 22, 2012

Metro Early college middle school

Microwaveless hell hole. A place for depressed children to become even more depressed as soon as they get their first 89%. If you get an "elective" you don't get to choose it. Mastery is the only thing that matters and you would gladly give your soul to pass all your classes. All students want is to get the hell out of there. Walls? Never heard of them. Will to live? Who's she? We are depressed children. And if you go to mecms the last sentence made you think about the habits, which,if you don't, is a morning ritual chant that's all part of our principals overall goal to turn this school in to proper cult.

If you're considering going there run. Now.

And they're making an elementary school too.

:)

Person:"See that girl who looks like she wants to die?"
Person 2: "that's because she goes to metro Early college middle School"

by I'mSorryMom November 2, 2018

catch the meteor

To do something extremely unpleasant for the good of everyone only for reasons that it needs to be done.

To take one for the team, often the job of the wingman in a guy duo in terms of sleeping with the ugly chick so his friend can score with the hot one, especially true if she is extremely overweight

No one wanted to tell Judy that her body odor was extremely offensive, but Bobby realized he would have to catch the meteor or else three of them would be stuck on the road trip with her for several hours.

by Ash Rose December 26, 2008

Swag-O-meter

Scale that lets you know how much swag you are oozing. Predetermined measurements let you know how much you "swag up" or "swag down"

"Dude I hooked up with three different girls last night"
"Let's check the swag-o-meter on that one: you have swaged up three levels"

by friendly ghost December 26, 2011

wag-o-meter

The waving back and forth of a dog's tail. The speed of the tail is used to measure how happy the dog is. The faster the tail is wagging, the happier the dog.

Look, that dog's wag-o-meter is moving really fast!

by Janster August 6, 2013