Freddie Mercury

The God of all Gods.

Your pikachu: Hey who is that?
Your ass: He looks like God!
Your earlobe: It must be Freddie Mercury!

by FreddieFuckingMercury May 28, 2019

Freddie Mercury

Best singer ever, smol bean

Freddie Mercury is Awesome

by Red-special_guitar April 9, 2020

Freddie Mercury

Having an atomic number of 80 and an atomic weight of 200.59, Freddy Mercury has made various songs such as Purple Rain, Ebola Song, Kim Jung Un aka Rocket Man and various other categories of rap. Her amazing talent to be able to moonwalk and lock children in Neverlands within his own home has proven to critics over and over again that he indeed, will give your child aids.

If you wish to listen to some of his music, he most recent album Yo Mamma So Fat Try Not To Laugh Playlist is avaliable on YingTube and Pornhub

"I think Freddie Mercury just spiked my drink"
"Why the fuck is someones Freddie Mercury vibing so hard?"

by God Has Cheeseburgers October 18, 2019

Freddie Mercury

An absolutely FANTASTIC vocalist. Queen's lead singer. He had near-perfect control of his voice and, although he is still my favorite lead vocalist EVER, I will admit... he was a flaming whore. He died from AIDS in 1991.

Freddie Mercury had a great voice, but some rather... ehh, fruity... dance moves. But we still love him.

by Mademoiselle Lulu October 1, 2005

Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury was a famous singer/songwriter and the lead singer of the band Queen. Sadly, he has diagnosed with, and later died from, AIDS do to his lust for throbbing sweaty cock.

Man if only he wasn't bi maybe Freddie Mercury would still be alive today.

by Swagasauruses Rex January 30, 2015

Freddy Mercury

The most amazing voice anybody has ever heard. He was an amazing dude, but never came to love himself as much a we did. He is missed by all.

Connor: Hey Isabella, you want to hear a poem?

Isabella: Sure, Connor
Connor: Roses are red

The walls are plaster

Freddy Mercury is fast

But AIDS are faster
Isabella: (╥ω╥)

by ¿what? March 14, 2019

Freddie Mercury

A man that i can be gay for. Known for being the front man if Queen. Wrote the iconic Bohemian Rhapsody by himself. One cool fact, The song Bicycle Race which he wrote talks about how he only wants to ride his bicycle, but in real life, he didn’t enjoy bikes that much. Sadly passed away on the 24th of November, 1991. His music makes me cry at the fact that i was born on the wrong generation.

Freddie Mercury loves John Deacon

by youre service provider September 28, 2019