Belly Button Measuring Test

BBMT- A test in which a male tries to reach his bellybutton with his penis while erect. For males with innie belly buttons, their penis must at least reach the crater of the belly button.

Guy #1- I failed the belly button measuring test, now my girl wants to leave me!
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.

by Someguyyouveseenbefore January 13, 2025

Prophylactic measure

To protect from or take preventative measures against

I’m not going to kill all those people as a prophylactic measure against your anxiety

by Natalie Lovesdick May 02, 2018

TG Measurement

The distance between someone’s taint and the ground. Typically used when measuring for pants.

Rusty needed a pair of khakis. His TG Measurement was 25 inches.

by MonkeyB95 October 01, 2023

Measurate

To move (forward), or to speak, in a measured, stately manner.

Aware that some of the audience were still learning English, Tom measurated when delivering the speech, enunciating his words clearly and not rushing through it.

by Wendy S. February 22, 2020

measure

Measure your weight or height
Ex: Big ass, Big booty, huge penis,...

Let's measure this penis!
Measure your own dick you pervert!

by JdJjajsbz September 30, 2017

measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.

"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."

by FriendlyHacker July 10, 2015