mateo

Mateo is the most hot guy in the world he makes all the straight men become gay.
all the girls fall for him and want to ride.

Ohhh mateo is sooo hot man i would just love to spend the night with him.

by RazorKnight June 8, 2020

Mateo

People with this name have a very big dick and always have girls around them. If you know a person who his name is Mateo dont leave them. Trust me!

I pulled a Mateo. I got a Mateo

by Rakderr69420 November 22, 2021

Mateo

Someone who is pretty and cute as fuck. You can trust this person with your life! Never have you met such a caring and sweet person. They are so amazing, and you'll never find someone like this again!

You'll be forever grateful to have met a Mateo!!

Warning: this person has a lot of seasonal crushes

How grateful I am to have Mateo as a friend.
Mateo is so cute!

by mama_we-re_all_going_to_hell November 22, 2021

Mateo

Mateo is the name given to streetball legends. If you know a Mateo, be grateful to god that he put one in your way. Mateo is the natural predator of Pablos. Although Mateos are quite common these days, you can identify a real OG Mateo from the rest because he:
-Has a big dick.
-His humor is elite.
-Is a streetball legend, 2k master and fortnite lord.

-Has the freshest memes.

-Owns a dope spotify playlist.

Watch out for Pablos, to avoid death they try to copy Mateos so most of fake Mateos are Pablos.

- Damn, he drained a 3 on my face!
- What do you expect? he's a Mateo

by CLLDBU January 30, 2020

Mateo Ramosing

when your sister, hooks up with you in a blue penguin beanie while she aggressively beats you up as you goon due to Mateo Ramos getting headtopped by Torrey pines

yooo Logan just did a Mateo Ramosing

by mateis November 27, 2024

Mateo

Mateo is the most precious person someone could ask for. Always a good friend, always ready to give a piece of advice and be brave. Lucky are the one who are his friends and girlfriend. He has a smile that could light up this whole town, very laid back but sweet and defintly a people person. Makes everyone confortable. You will be lucky to have this mateo in your life but this one is only mine.

-your dear waffle

Mateo’s beard makes me crazy

by Waffle piojita November 21, 2021

Mateo

little boy that gets molested 8 times a week

Mateo got molested again

by gayfag33 May 2, 2022