big mac

1. Savoury dish consisting of two half cooked cuts of meat, obtained from the neck of a giraffe. Once warm, the meat is placed with extreme care between 3 slices of Tesco value bread and served in an elegant polystyrene container.

2. A big rain coat

1. Hello, I’d like a big mac please. Can I have some source with that please… yes I will pay 5p for it you skank. I’d also like 6 pieces of fluffy white breast meat, a six digit number and date with me tomorrow at nine.

2. It’s got the name of a big rain coat… init!

by peterpiper June 6, 2005

Big Mac Grip

When a Very obese women who has fat sausage fingers give a man a handjob causing his penis to be crushed by the grip

"Yo james why is your dick all bruised and dismembered"

james: " Nat gave me the Big mac Grip on my Couch."

by Jamie White September 5, 2008

being a mac

being difficult, or being annoying.

guy1, "can you hand me that?"

guy2, "no."

guy1, "Well I dont want to all the way around the table just to get that."

guy2, "To bad."

guy1, "come on! Youre being a mac!"

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007

Big Mac

n. The act of having sex with a girl while she is taking a shit. Legs above shoulders at your own caution.

Guy 1: Dude... I just had the best Big Mac ever.
Guy 2: At McDonald's?
Guy 1: No, at Burger King dipshit.

In return for the blumpkin she gave him, he gave her a Big Mac

by Golden_Apple April 10, 2010

big mac

the most delicios burger on the planet. anyone will tell you its the sauce!! the sandwich is like $2.38, and, the meal is somewhere between $4.68 and $5.50

Pimply Faced Teen:What will you have?
Me:Uh, two big macs, both with extra sauce, but no cheese, uh, one with large fries and sprite, no ice , but the other just the sandwich.
Pimply Faced Teen: $10.88

by k-neezy June 24, 2006

Ghetto Big-Mac

1. The act in buying a normal double cheeseburger off the dollar menu while substituting the ketchup for bigmac sauce and the chopped onions for sliced, then putting french fries in between the beef patties as if to be the middle bun in a big mac.
2. A big-mac made out of other mcdonald's food items resulting in almost the same thing but half the price.

Did you hear how Bob jipped McDonald's by ordering a Ghetto Big-Mac?

by Spuxy December 15, 2008

Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation, often unknown to one party in a two-party conversation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by LGMR5 May 16, 2010