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labor day

A day you have to work because someone got fired for being lazy.
"She's such a lazy bitch and got fired. Now I have to cover her on labor day, my day off instead of being at home with my husband having hot sex all day"
by geoleogin October 24, 2015
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Slave Laborer

An extremely hard-working college student that works very difficult, hot, and sweaty jobs for very little pay. Will do anything short of prostitution to get money. The student may also be beaten and sworn at.
Slave laborer, ditch digger, pear picker, weed puller, etc.
by Circle Digger August 6, 2011
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Dark Laborer

An ethnic slur mistakenly said by a young child when speaking of Darth Vader.
Hispanic 4 Year Old( in Walmart): Is that the Dark Laborer?

Mother of 4 Year Old: No, that is not your father.
by InvictusSoul000 July 29, 2018
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meenial labor

(of work) not requiring much skill and lacking prestige.
Mic heal Wagner has been enslaved in meenial labor.
by Swagner1323 September 19, 2021
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Labor Digging

As originally defined by the account @uppity_negress_

A person participates in labor digging when they are searching for a partner whom they only value based on the labor they provide, particularly without proper compensation.
Crusty Man: I want a woman who will COOK and CLEAN, MANAGE my household, RAISE my children, and PLEASURE me regularly.

Decent Person: Ew, he is LABOR DIGGING so much right now.
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Penis Labor

An activity that is performed by the penis.
Wow, I did some pretty hard penis labor back there!
by FricePine July 17, 2021
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Labor daugh

when your john pappy slips you a sticky paper with dirt and you smoke it on labor day and walk around dressed as a break dancing naked pigeon while also being very suspicious of the line of brown midgets following you that you have no idea where they came from even though really you have just been shitting a dotted line on the ground as you walked around because the evaporated tree baby was almost definitely laced with laxatives.
Sum guy: "Liggin cats, I mean what the fuck are you doing break dancing and shitting at the same time dude? I didn't even know that was possible"

the person in question: "AUUUUGHGGHHH DUUUDEE I HAD PAPER AND I THINK ITS LABOR DAUGH AND I DONT LIKE NIGGERS!"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
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