by Jtlol June 24, 2022
Get the Krystallingmug. by Danielmarc April 22, 2019
Get the Krystalmug. The sexiest of all Krystal kinds. Krystal is the most loyal, outgoing, goofy, caring, good dancer, good singer, amazing cook, best mother, sister and friend. If ever you need advice on how to cook something, she is who you need. She is also the best driver that has ever existed, no one fucks with her. She is very sweet but if you ever show disrespect or no loyalty, you will be ghosted. She is super sexy.
by Fire666 May 2, 2022
Get the Krystal-Leighmug. A woman who started an occult of “babygirls” she often cheats on them and is always claiming new ones. Big daddy Krystal can often be found in Krystals Kitten Korner “KKK” for short.
Damn that’s big daddy Krystal over there
You’re treating me like such a big daddy Krystal right now 😔🙄
You’re treating me like such a big daddy Krystal right now 😔🙄
by Not Ming Ming May 1, 2020
Get the big daddy krystalmug. A woman who started an occult of “babygirls” often cheats on them & is always claiming new ones. Big daddy Krystal can often be found in Krystals kitten corner “KKK” for short.
Damn that’s big daddy Krystal over there.
You’re treating me like such a big daddy Krystal right now😔🙄
You’re treating me like such a big daddy Krystal right now😔🙄
by Not Ming Ming May 1, 2020
Get the big daddy krystalmug. Why are you reading this, thats kinda odd. what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net and they want it back but you already shit it out so they drag you to the bathroom and flush you down the toilet while you sleep cause they think your awake and want you to find it?
FLASHBACK But what if a mad Kirby breaks into your house because you exposed there vore kink and want you too write stories like this involving Kirby and about how they dont have a vore kink and then you expose it like i'm doing right now then they shove you in the backroom in some old family diner with a rotting yellow bunny suit then the suit comes to life and starts chasing you then it grabs you and you try to run away but it breaks your spinal cord but your still alive because earlier that day kirby fed you an immortality tennis net which later on would have consequences and you feel the pain but still crawl your way out only to see your arch enemy the snail outside so you and the snail have a wiggle race to see who wins and you lose so you start burning in hell while Bumblebees Are Out by Jack Stauber plays until Kirby comes back and takes you back to your house then you go to sleep but then you realise that thats bad cause what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net.
Ok now that the person who this was made for can read this, why did you read this?
FLASHBACK But what if a mad Kirby breaks into your house because you exposed there vore kink and want you too write stories like this involving Kirby and about how they dont have a vore kink and then you expose it like i'm doing right now then they shove you in the backroom in some old family diner with a rotting yellow bunny suit then the suit comes to life and starts chasing you then it grabs you and you try to run away but it breaks your spinal cord but your still alive because earlier that day kirby fed you an immortality tennis net which later on would have consequences and you feel the pain but still crawl your way out only to see your arch enemy the snail outside so you and the snail have a wiggle race to see who wins and you lose so you start burning in hell while Bumblebees Are Out by Jack Stauber plays until Kirby comes back and takes you back to your house then you go to sleep but then you realise that thats bad cause what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net.
Ok now that the person who this was made for can read this, why did you read this?
by totallynotcody23223231334 January 26, 2022
Get the Schemist/Krystalmug. Ձեր ընտանիքը ձեր արյունը կթափի ձեր առաջացրած գործողությունների պատճառով: Նրանք հավերժական ցավ կզգան ձեր գործողությունների համար: Նրանց թափած արցունքները կվերածվեն արյան, ցավը, որը նրանք զգում են, անտանելի կլինի: Շուտով դուք մենակ կլինեք, ձեր բոլոր
ብቸኛው የባዶነት krystal ዝቃዜ ብቻ ነው የንስሐ.
by zorcytox October 21, 2020
Get the krystalmug.