pocket kite

A pocket sized kite, sold through an infomercial, that is changing the lives of success minded individuals worldwide!

I was at the club and was getting rejected left and right. I never thought I'd score with these hot young babes. I thought I might be getting old or had just lost my touch! But when I took out my pocket kite the ladies took notice! I soon had a beautiful woman on each arm and a pocket full of phone numbers and a full date calendar. They told me the pocket kite looks so natural, you can't even tell it's not my real kite. Pocket kite, thank you for giving me back my mojo!

by Jebblebbles March 3, 2008

penis kite

Adj.

1. Lofty and hard to manage.
2. An extremely erect penis at the beach.

1. I have a penis kite sized stack of paper work when I get to the office.

2. "Did you see Joe's penis kite at the beach when you got out of the water?" ;-)

by Mikestupin March 4, 2016

Kite runner

The act of a man-on-man rape, originating from the book "The Kiterunner" where said rape (and only said rape) occurs.

"John went out the back and was unfortunately kite runner'ed by Nathaniel"

by TheMethos March 10, 2009

sending kites

1. (Drug-dealing) Used to warn or signal major drug dealers in urban areas.

1. Mobb Deep (Hell on Earth) - jail niggaz sending kites to the street.

by Gman3154 June 5, 2007

Kite-Mode

1. When your high off of marijuana.
2. High as a Kite
3. Panicking off weed
4. Stoned!

ex1: "I'm on Kite-Mode right now"

ex2: "You Trynna get Kite-Mode with me"

by JK the Rapper April 26, 2009

flying a kite

To be high on drugs, especially ecstasy or other psychedelic drugs.

Oh my God, this song makes me feel like I'm flying a kite!

by xxxx____sss August 4, 2009

Kite Flying

getting high. outta this world high.

today looks awesome for some kite flying, let's go blaze.

by wha wha? June 2, 2005