An obscure word deriving from the original insult of whore and ho. A kapoochie is a girl who dresses like a slag and looks like she could have sex at any second with the closest man available at that time.
by Peter Severn August 27, 2007
Get the Kapoochie mug.(to kapoor, or to pull a kapoor) This occurs when a manipulative female (a ninja bitch) lies that you got her pregnant so she can force you to stay with her a little longer, or perhaps do other unreasonable things. Named for Kelly Kapoor in below example.
by Krastofer November 3, 2007
Get the kapoor mug.The first recorded consumption of "Kapoosta" was way back in the day, by immigrant magnetite down yonder in the hills of Heaven's To Mergatroid.
It was Billy Boy Jim Bob who discovered that Hell, if we aint got no meat, may as well eat them there plants.
He picked out what is now known as cabbage out of the field. He ate it and puked almost immediately and complained of stomach aich for hours on end, yelling OOOO my stomach hurts, OOOOO now I got the SHITS, Hence Crap-Oosta.
He said "Damn Woman-do something to this hear shit"! Hence "Crap". Crap-oosta! So she added water and a bunch of other shit (CRAP) to make it taste better.
So anyway, other sum bitches was starving down in the village, so Billy Joe Jim Bob decided to sell this Crap-oosta, but new shit wouldn't sell to the local varmints. Fortunately Billy Joe Jim Bob had a speech impediment and couldn't pronounce the Letter "R". Yea, he was a forked tongue Sum-Bitch.
There it became Kapoosta!
It was Billy Boy Jim Bob who discovered that Hell, if we aint got no meat, may as well eat them there plants.
He picked out what is now known as cabbage out of the field. He ate it and puked almost immediately and complained of stomach aich for hours on end, yelling OOOO my stomach hurts, OOOOO now I got the SHITS, Hence Crap-Oosta.
He said "Damn Woman-do something to this hear shit"! Hence "Crap". Crap-oosta! So she added water and a bunch of other shit (CRAP) to make it taste better.
So anyway, other sum bitches was starving down in the village, so Billy Joe Jim Bob decided to sell this Crap-oosta, but new shit wouldn't sell to the local varmints. Fortunately Billy Joe Jim Bob had a speech impediment and couldn't pronounce the Letter "R". Yea, he was a forked tongue Sum-Bitch.
There it became Kapoosta!
I want some kapoosta
by Kapoosta Man May 9, 2016
Get the kapoosta mug.costa's last name. he is a famous artist who gets easily turned on buy big juice cow nipples. how ever he is cracked out on lemon cup cakes with multicolored sprinkles. he's also known as my best friend :)
by jamie savoie July 4, 2008
Get the Kapoglis mug.Tagalog for "How are you?" Kumusta ka is formal and kumusta po is informal. Notice it is very similar to the spanish "Como esta?" Thats cuz the spaniards occupied The Philippines and a lot of Tagalog words are similar to spanish.
like puta-whore
and sapato-shoe
I dont speak Tagalog but i know that much. If i am off with my definition please correct me.
like puta-whore
and sapato-shoe
I dont speak Tagalog but i know that much. If i am off with my definition please correct me.
by John Medina June 2, 2005
Get the kumusta ka/po mug.It can mean abosultly anything you want it to. A term first used for a nick name of a boy but now used as a group friend slang term of "screw you" "Whatever" "Dumb ass" It is a word used to establish our creative minds and have the simple minds around us hearing in our conversation have no clue what we are saying even if we are insulting each other.
by Meg March 29, 2005
Get the Kapoosh mug.by dodo the hobo August 1, 2003
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