dog on a kabob

1: is that how you spell kabob?
2: YUM
3: i just heard this while listening to something

______: they can have their dog on a kabob
me: IM GONNA LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY HA

by omegachickennugger December 22, 2020

Cheese kabob

When you have anal sex with a fat woman and while pulling out she lets little farts come out

When I pulled out of Olga I heard some cheese kabobs come out

by Ref92 February 27, 2021

Douche kabob

An attractive person who acts like shit.

Michale cheated on Lisa with her mother. Michale is a total douche kabob.

by Sarah vivian April 12, 2021

Shish Kabob

A sexual 69 position performed rapidly, almost like you are going all the way through them (or yourself), just like you would load up a skewer. Both partners are face f***ing

You can face f*** me but only if we shish kabob.

by DogeBoneGravesite April 20, 2021