The teachers pet. A tall bitch that’s a goodie two shoes and is rude and an asswipe but around grown ups she’s an angel. Brags about literally everything, always wants to be first and brings people down.
by Vans that steal babys March 21, 2019
Get the Jordismug. The act of ejaculating on a farting man’s anus then screaming the British national anthem in the time it takes to finish the act .
Last night me and prince Philip pulled a JORDIE.
Oh nice how far did you get through the anthem?
God save your Gracious king
Oh nice how far did you get through the anthem?
God save your Gracious king
by Old Lizzie September 15, 2022
Get the Jordiemug. by mofucka666 December 10, 2018
Get the Jordimug. Jordy is a sexy ass man with a sexy ass gf named irisha and he loves her and will fuck her in the backseat any day😍
Jordy is irisha’s girlfriend.
by Poggers🍖🍖 November 21, 2023
Get the Jordymug. Jordis is the girl who can beat anyone up for any reason whenever. Fiery, fiesty, and passionate, Jordis fights for her friends. She's hilarious, kind, smart, and a girl gamer. She's crazy loyal, and just crazy. When she loves you, she loves you, and she can hold grudges forever. One of the best friend therapists, never let a Jordis go because you'll regret it forever. Good with nicknames, inside jokes, cuddling and attacking you for no reason. Common interests include: anime, being a dweeb, art, chemistry, music, and any karate that can kick your ass. She's gorgeous, happy, and everything you'd ever want in a friend, girlfriend, or forever person.
Person 1: Hey look there's Jordis.
Person 2: Yeah and she's the best person ever you want to fight me on it you little--
Person 2: Yeah and she's the best person ever you want to fight me on it you little--
by Alias F May 21, 2021
Get the Jordismug. A very adorable and funny and short girl who has a very beautiful smile and laugh. Sometimes crazy but a one of a kind girl you will meet once.
by EDDY A M April 23, 2019
Get the Jordismug. Jordi
Not just a nickname, otherwise spelt Geordie in Scotland.
Most kind hearted, selfless people you’ll meet, not a care in the world, always down for a laugh.
If you want to meet the best people in the world meet a Jordi!
Also they are devilishly good looking!
You won’t forget a Jordi
Not just a nickname, otherwise spelt Geordie in Scotland.
Most kind hearted, selfless people you’ll meet, not a care in the world, always down for a laugh.
If you want to meet the best people in the world meet a Jordi!
Also they are devilishly good looking!
You won’t forget a Jordi
My friend Jordi
by Misssharpey November 22, 2021
Get the Jordimug.