Jennifer

A female American born between 1975 and 1983

there were 17 Jennifers in my class.

by 1001jennifers February 11, 2015

Jennifer

A Jennifer is someone who you can completely be yourself around. She will never let you down, and will always be there with your favorite candy and a listening ear. A Jennifer knows how to have a good time and will be the first person to hype you up for your night out! A Jennifer is one bad bitch and will blow everyone away with how powerful of a human-being she is. And lastly, a Jennifer hates hugs, so expect to give her a really meaningful high-five.

Girl: I have some tea sis...
Jennifer: Oooh! What is it? Let's get brunch.
Girl: Yeah ok!

by ellie<3u April 28, 2019

Jennifer

Derived for the language of Jenism the name Jennifer is that of a person who is extraordinary in many different ways, and sometimes even has super powers such as the ability to charm others in very unique ways. Those who do not belong to a Jennifer often times feel left out, and do not know how to speak the language of Jenism.

"I wish I had a Jennifer!"
"I Feel Left out cause i dont have a Jennifer"
"Jennifer is the coolest Person ever!"
"I belong to a Jennifer!"

by jenism September 13, 2010

Jennifer

Jennifer's are ususally very beautiful, nice, funny, trustworthy, and have a bubbly personality! Jennifer's always have a smile on their face and laugh a lot, they are just positive people but they might be hiding their real feelings behind that happy face. Take every word they say to heart, they speak the truth. And if you're the one they say "I love you" to, take it seriously, they really mean it, it is not just their way of saying i like you. Jennifer's are very honest! They are people that you want to be best friends with. Jennifer's are amazing!

Guy1: My girl is such a sweetheart, and she said i love you

Guy2: Dude, don't let her go! She really means it and she's such a Jennifer1

Guy1: yea... im glad she's a Jennifer, they are awesome!

by happygolucky11 May 18, 2011

jennif

v., transitive: to kiss someone in the nose, then blow into their nostrils.

"Hey, couple making out across the street! She jennifed you, dude!" - Ryan North, Dinosaur Comics

by J. Jennifer September 15, 2007

Jennifer

A girl who you love no matter what. She is the mother of your beautiful children and makes uncountable sacrifices for them and your family. She is your reason for living and the light at the end of all your dark tunnels. She is why you wake up in the morning.

Also, she does anal.

Man, I finally met my Jennifer!

by dinsurgent February 4, 2010

Jennifer

A gorgeous girl capable of many things, a brunette goddess, but is a virgin until the perfect man comes by. Bright and extraordinary, she stands out in the crowd, smiling and waving while still looking absolutely beautiful. She flirts with lots but turns down most, be careful!

Girl 1: Omg, is that Jennifer?
Girl 2: Duh! Where have you been, in prison or something?

Guy: She gives off that totally hot vibe...
Jennifer: Heyyyyyy.
Guy: Hey, hot stuff.
Jennifer: Ugh. Hi guys, no, not you.

by pseudonymoushotstuff:) February 24, 2013