jazz

Similarily known as "playing jazz", "listening to jazz". With reference to the type of music known as jazz, there is none. The word is an off-shoot of the word "jizz" (otherwise known as cum, spunk, skeet, etc.) that can be used in a setting where said dialogue may be deemed as inappropriate, to describe the action of ejaculating.

I'm saving up all my jazz to give to my girlfriend tonight.

by DeekYou December 24, 2009

jazz

Another word for "fart."

Oh man, that smells awful. Did you jazz?

by T-Hatch May 11, 2006

jazz

Slang term meaning to take what is not yours.

Yo, that fool jazzed my beers.

by William B. November 21, 2006

jazz

An old form of music that has lost the majority of America's listening audience over the years to more advanced types of music. Newer types of music generally more appeal because they actually contain words to go along with the song.

Person #1: Dude, let's rock out to some Jazz!
Person #2: DUDE, LET'S NOT.
Person #3: How about we listen to some Metallica?
Person #2: OKAY, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT JAZZ.
Person #1: Boo, you guys suck, I'm going to go to my dark room and listen to some depressing Jazz.
Person #2: FINE THEN, GET OUT OF HERE.
Person #3: Dude, turn that fan off....

by Yep Nope September 23, 2005

Jazz

A really big wee that feels so good when you do it.

I was holding it in all day, and when I got home I jazzed as soon as I got in.

Aaaah that was one lush Jazz!

by afrodaz April 28, 2010

jazz

When you prove someone wrong, you are said to have jazzed them. Similar to being severely burned.

Didnt I tell u so dumass...jazz baby!!

by Lady Tam Jam May 13, 2005

jazz

a team that is in Utah with all those mormons. they are from new orleans and they dont allow music in Utah.

the Jazz moved to Utah where they dont allow music

by landshark000 February 19, 2009