Shlong sling

Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.

Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.

by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008

slinging whores

a saying to describe what your doing when someone asks. Does not mean you are busy, just means you are killing time, waiting around trying to look busy.

"Hey Jim, what are you up to today?"
"Not much buddy just slinging whores!"

by Big meatloaf November 30, 2017

Junk Sling

A backless version of the Half Body Thong would be the Junk Sling; A pouch for one’s Junk and an elastic or cording drawstring over the neck.

Only a few guys can feel comfortable wearing a Junk Sling to the beach.

by I'm a guy and I wear Speeods October 9, 2014

sling shoting

A term for when one trys to catch up to the party by taking multiple shots leading to blacking out and becoming the drunkest at the party.

Man I got off work late and took shots to catch up and ended up sling shoting past everyone and puking in my bed.

by Gort May 26, 2018

Gershwin Sling

A man's bathing suit which tends to over accentuate his 'business' or 'package', as it were. Also known as a banana hammock.

The vision of Dave in his Gershwin sling was both breathtaking and disturbing.

by Eastern Wanderer May 18, 2009

Sling Thot

(Noun) The one drunk girl at the party who throws herself at the first guy she sees.

Guy 1: "Dude, I saw Ashley at Mike's party! Showed up drunk as hell, made a beeline towards the first guy she saw! Started grindin on him immediately."

Guy 2: "Fuck, man. I knew she was a bit of a thot, but she's a straight - up sling thot."

by rocket_shelter December 9, 2017

Titty Sling

a bra

at the end of the day nothing feels better than ripping off the ol titty sling

by ranbamfam June 12, 2018